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I appear to be misplaced among the multitudes; I don’t belong. - Charles Bukowski
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thecinemakid: no-one-is-perfect: I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I bleach my hair and wear make-up, so i must be fake. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood. I’m fat, so you must hate me. I have short hair, so I must be a dyke.
teacher:have a nice weekend
me:dont tell me what to do
 When I see a good-looking person: 
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sodamnrelatable:

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youjustinspiredme: Dear everyone who doubted money grew on trees sincerely you never saw this: O_O
 Being a teenager comes with... 
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wowfunniestposts:

Eating everything in sight

Being randomly horny

Being bored as shit in the middle of the day

Being addicted to the internet

Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it

And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…

this blog is hilarious

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youjustinspiredme: Dear everyone who doubted money grew on trees sincerely you never saw this: O_O